MAIL!!!
This is where GOOBLEGAF will post fanmail and my answers to said fanmail.
Not all responses will be put here to save space.
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HenryHenry: i once had a mommy and a daddy and a little brother too but then you killed them all i don't hate you or nothing i just wanna know why
GOOBLEGAF: I'm glad you sent me a message today (I check my email on Sundays.) If I were to play into your little joke I'd say your family were a great pain on my behind.
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Thank you for GOOBLEGAF.